File this as the funniest, lamest idea in history. Apparently, Tara Reids fans, all two of them, have started an online petiton to get her drugged out body a role in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Hello, the leads are all teenagers. Now, I know in the original the leads weren't teens in real life, but they didn't look all cracked out either.

Here's what the petition says:To: Platinum Dunes
We feel young hollywood actress Tara Reid deserves a role in the upcoming Platinum Dunes remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street. She is a very talented and intelligent actor, we feel a a major role, in a major film will help revive her acting career. We feel she would be a truly great addition to the cast. Please truly consider her for a part, and check out how many people would love to see her in you're film.

The Undersigned

Oh, wait do they want her to play Nancy's drunken lush mother? If so, then by all means sign her up, stat!

source: http://www.petitiononline.com/reidelm/petition.html