The Hollywoood Reporter reports that Woody Harrelson has signed on to star in the horror comedy "Zombieland," which Ruben Fleischer is directing for Columbia Pictures. Here are the comedic deathtails: Written by the team of Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick ("The Joe Schmo Show"), "Zombieland" revolves around a mismatched pair of survivors who find friendship and redemption in a world overrun by zombies. Harrelson plays one of the men, a zombie fighter named Albuquerque.

Gavin Polone and his Parish Films shingle are producing.

They go on further to mention that Woody Harrelson was last seen in Semi-Pro. And you know what that means? Zombieland will not be funny or scary. Tragic. Was Bruce Campbell busy, because this sounds like more his groove? And didn’t Simon Pegg already do this? Yup, he did. It was called Shaun of the Dead.

Ahh, a masterpiece.