I cannot reiterate this enough, clowns are evil! It’s a well documented fact, I hate clowns (see here and here). So, this is some disturbing info to me. Normally I respect the fact people will do anything for a buck. I will too, but I draw the line at selling John Wayne Gacy to people. But hey, A+ for effort folks! It takes a REAL capitalist came up with the idea of ebaying scary clown services. Check it out.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it - BOOM!!! There I'll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill.... Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.


P.S. Don’t even think about sending me one of these for my birthday.