Even though I would like to smack Balthazar “The Cheat” Getty in the face, this is a sequel I am actually looking forward to, Feast II: Sloppy Seconds. Actually, Cheatty appears to have not returned to this franchise. He was busy with Sienna I guess. I am still holding out hope he will be eaten in a cameo appearance. Now that would be awesome justice. Too harsh?

Here are the deathtails:
It's the morning after the first film, and we pick up with the survivors of FEAST's terrifying assault. The threat is far from vanquished...there are more monsters than anyone had thought possible and they are even angrier (and hungrier!) then their defeated brethren. The creatures have made it into a small neighboring town in the middle of nowhere and the surviving locals have to band together if they have any hope of survival...like that's possible. Will Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) pay for her desertion? Will Tuffy make it to Heroine's kid in time? Is that Harley Mom's twin sister?

As you can see, all your favorite unwilling warriors (including RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD's Clu Gulager) are back for this round of the ultimate beast war, which -- judging from what the filmmakers have shared -- already promises to be ratcheted up to unparalleled levels of organ-bursting mayhem. Directed by a lifelong horror fan armed with a screenplay from SAW franchise bloodscribers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, this ain't your momma's monster movie. No sir, these hate-powered engines of man-eating viciousness are ready to take down our entire species in grisly, graphic detail.

Thoughts, groans, moans, comments?