This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.**

Let me just say this now, Eric keep your cash in your pockets, because you can bite me anytime you like for absolutely free. I mean what was up with that? Why in the world would Eric need to pay for company? Anyway, we find out Lorana is there by Eric’s request. Granted, he is shady and wants Sookie, because he doesn’t know what she is. I know she is annoying as hell and I want someone to muzzle her, if that is your plan for Eric then by all means; other than that I don’t get it.
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Straight out of the book vampire Isabel offers “her” human, Hugo to Eric for Sookie’s little caper. Flashback time, yeaaa! I’m starting to like these little moments. First off, tell Bill OH, HELL NAW, never, ever, never sing anything else ever again. We get a flashback to the roaring 20s, where we see Lorana and Bill get their vampire on, and not in a good way. Posing as a French couple they decided to feed off two unsuspecting dumbasses. And might I just add, Bill should get to be English just once, because his French accent was as bad as his Southern.

Speaking of bad, Daphne and Sam. Sam manages to ask the $1 million question, “Where the f@ck did you come from?” And Tara is still letting a bunch of people she has know what a month or so shack at Stackhouse manor. Boring, boring something about a messed up shower, her and Eggs are sent to get a part to fix it. Back at bible camp, Jason and Luke are recruited to build the “Meet the Sun” podium. Hugo and Sookie had some banter, blah, blah, getting old needs to be made into a vampire. Who cares? But, I have a sneaking suspicion that we are going to get a long conversation about this from her in Bill in a few episodes.

Eggs almost got interesting this episode. While he and Tara on the road he started remembering places he said he had never been. Strange. He and Tara stumble upon what looked like to me some sort of sacrificial alter. By the way girls, I’m going to need a bat or club something, to bash Andy Belfor over the head with. He cannot, cannot go around yelling at Lafayette. I won’t have it! Andy’s little tirade sends Lafayette to fetal position, only to be comforted by wonderfully awesome Terry.

I have to say it Bad Vampire Bill was hot!!! And thanks to a nice little flashback, we get probably the most horror-like episode in show history, because while Bill and Lorana feed off the two unsuspecting dumbasses we got a bloody mess. Yum! Keep Lorana around, she might bring some fun to Sookie and Bill. Last night we finally got a straight from the book moment, where Rev. Newlin finally showed his true colors to his wife as well as Sookie, locking her in the basement. This of course gives, Sister Sara encouragement to finally sleep with Stupid Hot! We were robbed, they didn’t show it. Damn.

Pam shows up at Marlotte’s and informed him he would be returning to v-juice retail. Poor Lafayette, you need a vacay hun! Get thee to the Bahamas A.S.A.P. Finally, Maryann and Daphne showed their true colors a little too late for Sam’s sake, but oh well. Full on porno moment hits Bon Temps, everybody and their cousin was having sex in the yard at Sookie’s house. And for some reason, rather than turning and running Tara and Eggs stood there watching until they themselves were bewitched and get in on the action.

Overall the episode was a definite an improvement from last week. I would give the episode an 8.5/10 if I were rating it. Thoughts, groans, moans?

I will leave you guys with these questions for next week’s episode:
Once again what does Maryann want with Sam? Or the town in general?
Does Eric really think Lorana will take Bill from Sookie? Will she be able to?
What’s going to happen when Jason realizes his new friends have his sister locked in the basement?
Why does Eric want Lafayette to sell v?
How many newborns will be born in Bon Temps next season?
How old is Hoyt?
This is an extended trailer shown at Comic Con this weekend. Enjoy!